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Oh, what a feeling!
Do you like to shave in the dark, in the Urinator?
Tony Danza!
Curses. Soiled again.
Dude, _____ ______ is fat! (If you dont know, ask.I will not put names on here and run the risk of someone finding this page that shouldnt! I mean, not that I was the one who even said this anyway)
There's nothing preppy about burgundy velour. It's almost gay.
Shut up, your ass is huge. Sorry.
We won't be even til youre dead.
And when I turned around, my *fill in the blank* was gone!
My dear children...
Morning, sunshine!
Man, go to hell.
Sit on it!
No, in West Virginia we actually hit the people.
Them are some phat taps!
Goodnight nurse!
Dont turn around...
Are you calling me fat?
Whip the rat out!
Fidel Castro lives next door.
You bet your bippee!
Get off the bus.
Sometimes I wish I could eat while I sleep.
For your information, the flight is over.
Take it up an octave and leave it out!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Daddy Hankie!
That should be in Ripley's Believe It or Not!
My tummy, my tummy, feels funny, feels funny.
What heart?
They eat a ton and are all hairy. Just the way you like them!
The Bratwurst dance!
You might be white trash if you have a shower in your kitchen!
My name is Big Mamma and that is how you will address me.
Man, buy the shirt!
It's raining men!
Someday, these three symbols must begin to mean something to me.
Well, if you say bitte!
Someday all that crap you put on your face is going to give you skin cancer. Or save you from it, I haven't decided.
Ooh baby, sex machine!
Would you like some band with your saxophones?
If you cant read the nutrition label, the calories dont count.
Dont hit me, trash!
God starts with G, Nutella starts with N. Coincidence? I think not.
Speaking of pain, I have to go pee.
Geez, did you give me enough toilet paper? I only have one ass!
Back off sister, you got your own egg!
Oh my God, I shit on myself!
That chaps my ass.
It doesn't really shave anymore, just kind of rips the hair out.
You cute, take photo?
I speak the international language of getting it on!
At home, I live to eat. At Blue Lake, I eat to live.
You gonna run, you gonna run? Yeah, thats what I thought, bitch.
For those of you who are not drunk, I was just kidding.
By park they meant trailer park, and by beach they meant swimming hole.
I've got rubbage, who could ask for anything more?
Did you just eat someone or what?
You're gonna sink like a Jewish man on Passover.
He's gonna die like he's never died before.
Just like a sea otter!
Two Jewish men having a good Passover: that's what makes me horny!
If the world was your oyster, would you eat it? I know I would.
You dont fall in love in 3 weeks, you fall in like.
If you think I'm sexy and you want my body...go get your head checked.
Somebody poke me with a fork, I'm done.
I deflowered the Urinator. Twice.
You cant rape the willing.
Its only high when I say its high.
My toilet has a shelf!
Tony Danza loves women in uniform!
We eat more than the guys, thats why that shelf was full!
Whos up for some good sitting?
This shitter is invitation only! And I've got a lifetime pass!
As if I've said nothing...
Do you like to piss on the raft, in the water hole?
Truly a king among men.
The bag stops here!
Well then. I am going out for ice cream. You may come along if you would like to have some good, clean fun.
Back off, sister! You've got your own Jewish man!
Wedgie check: affirmative.
It sounded like music to a murder mystery or something.
If I don't call home, my mother assumes I'm dead.
Its not fun to be sick, its more fun to have fun.
I wouldn't be caught dead on that bus!
If we hurt enough people, we wont have to play the concert.
I'm not a guy and I dont wear lipstick!
I have peed. All is well in Wertigen.
What's a half step among friends?
Don't worry, there are planes on the phone.
Ok guys, this time do it without the suck.
Music was a science until we got a hold of it.
I want to have your children! Yes, all of you!
Bring it to the table!
I was only kidding. Will somebody tell them I was only kiddding? I was only kidding! |
